Saturday, December 10, 2005

Yeah, you're a moron

I go to the bar last night with my boyfriend to meet up with some old friends I haven't seen in a while. We go through the introductions and I say "hi" My friend is there with his ex-girlfriend and his new girlfriend is going to be there later.

Ok...bad scenario in many ways. He rides with his ex (who his current doesn't like) and plans to ride home with her. His current is a cop....ummm...need I say more

Anyways..We drink, and laugh. Jon and I laugh at the drunkeness of the two, and evaluate the new girlfriend.

"Hmmm....maybe she's the good, settle down type." Now this is as bad as when a guy asks if your single friend is hot and you reply with "they're cute" or they "have a great personality"

So, as the night closes Jon and I are going to leave early. But of course, we stay for the last songs.

Friends in low places
Sweet home alabama

We leave, get home, and of course.....the phone rings

It's my buddy on a drunken rambling about how he still loves his ex, and doesn't know what to do. Not to mention, he decided since the lines weren't clearly drawn about his new girl...he slept with someone else.

I listen to his ramblings, knowing full well he's drunk and, there's no reasoning with him. . .

So, boys and girls...lesson for today

DON'T bring your ex girlfriend to the bar when you know you're meeting your current there.
Oh...and don't run around screwing other people...even if there is a grey area..
Just asking for an ass whooping.

3 comments:

sassinak said...

oh man
that guy is so getting his ass whooped

never drink more than you can make intelligent decisions with?

or at least not in public in a situation like that... in your farm yard with your best friend on your birthday? drink UP!

beaus said...

The funniest part about this whole situation is he keeps doing stupid shit, and she keeps hangin around him.

sassinak said...

that makes her an idiot :)