If she weren't so pretty you wouldn't have noticed

This morning around 3:30 a.m., TC called me to do something. We were just getting home so they came over to hang out for a little bit. Ok, a little bit turned into them leaving at 6:30 this morning, TC completely blitzed and the other two utterly too tired to speak. Luckily, they live right down the road and had a short drive to get there....seriously like a city block.

Amidst all of this craziness that was our night, i found out that there really aren't that many koreans in grand rapids. As, Jin, is the younger brother of my old best friend from high school. We ocassionally hang out, but never any mention of a younger brother...so it was strange when he walked in and greeted me in korean. We talked and talked about him desiring the other girl that was here and just went back and forth in broken korean and english when everyone else had that look.

Shortly thereafter, TC, has a drunken melt down over her recent departure from her fiancee(cheatin son of a bitch.) Well, we go into the bathroom and she pours her heart out, all over my shirt. Sometimes girls just need to cry and get it out, drunk or not. All the while, her friend was busy making a CD on the computer with JW.

This is where things again get interesting.

Aparently, I had lost track of how long I was standing in the kitchen (with the door open) talking to Jin. JW noticed and noted it. So, when I return from the bathroom to fetch B---- and get her to assist in the comforting process, JW and her are about 3 inches apart laughing and scanning through our Itunes. Girls are so stupid, I immediately get jealous, and turn around and go back to TC. I hadn't noted the time, but by the time we got TC to calm down it was nearing 6 a.m.
I throw a fit and pick a fight with him after they leave about how much attention he had given B-----and how little he had devoted to me, barely noticing when i entered and exited the room.
JW merely states that it was only the two of them in the room, and he didn't find it polite to sit in silence. Good point (I got that in the morning) I point out that I just had never witnessed him devoting more attention to another girl. If he would have stopped right there things would have smoothed out just fine. NOPE.
MEN...just have to make your point even if you could have come out ahead.
He then goes on to state how long I had spent talking to Jin......ok, fair enough. I'm sorry, i didn't notice. It was just interesting to talk with another korean and get a little exercise in the language and to get an overview on what was happening with old friends.
Still could have come out ahead here. NOPE

"And B------made a good point, if she weren't so pretty, you wouldn't have gotten jealous. It's because she's a good looking girl and I was giving her attention. If she were ugly you wouldn't have even noticed."

(side note...B and TC are strippers.)
I have no words, merely roll over and face the wall

conversation terminated.

Eventually roll over and fall asleep on his shoulder, wake up this morning, things are just fine and dandy....although he's not stupid and I have a really bad poker face...he knows.
Girls are so stupid.

Well, I spent this afternoon sitting on our balcony drinking coffee and chatting with B---and TC.
It was the perfect day to sit outside and indulge in the age old past time of "porch monkey's"
I would have liked to said something to B-----but un-necessary drama and confrontation, this can stay between JW and I.